The Boy diaries...
I just unearthed this ancient email from an old friend... and Gosh! This is sooo true... and may I just say, applicable to my current situation... Boys boys boys... *sigh* No amount of Cosmo readings and male manuals will EVER enable you to figure out what goes on inside their heads...
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him..
If u Don't, he says ur SUPLADA. (*snobby*)
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says ur BADUY. (*corny*/outdated/weird?.. how the hell do u translate baduy?)
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he's GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says ur EASY.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.. apparently he doesn't have a choice!
If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, "it's part of manhood".
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
Posted by peanutbuttercups @ 9:22 PM |  
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1 Comments:
boo hoo f**king hoo..
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