The FAT ASS mystery
If some stranger, or better yet, someone you know, calls you "Fat Ass," what do you do?
Do you whirl around and slap that person? *Ugh! How Rude!*
or...
Do you take it as a compliment? *Oooo! Sexy me!*
My sister asked me that same question after watching White Chicks for the nth time in a row, and honestly, I couldn't answer. According to my sister's "GRAND THEORY," one SHOULD feel flattered... because the whole world knows that guys like girls with big butts! And my sis made an EXTREMELY good point when she said that "If your ass is NOT fat, then what the HELL is it???"
True, FAT ASS is waaay better than saying that you have a SKINNY BUTT! Hmmm... think about it. ;)
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby got Back
Oh my god, becky
look at her butt
it is so big uhh
she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
but u know who understands those rap guys
they only talk 2 her becuz she looks like a total prostitute
ok i mean her butt...
its just so big
uhh i can't believe its just so round
its out there
gross
look
shes just so black
I like big butts and I cannot lie
u other brotherz can't deny
when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
and a round thing in ur face u get sprung
want to pull up tough
cuz u noticed that butt was stuck
beef to the jeans shes wearing
im hooked and I can't stop staring
oh baby I wanna get wit cha
and take ur pictcha
my homeboys tryed 2 warn me
but that butt u got makes me so horny
ooooooo rumple smooth skin
u say u wanna get my benz
well use me use me cuz u ain't that average groupie
I seen her dancin
to hell with romancing
she sweat
wet
shes got it going like a turbo jet
im tired of magazines
seenin flat butts are the thing
cuz the average black man ask him that
shes got 2 pack much back
so fellas
YAH!
fellas
YAH!
cuz ur girlfriends got the butt
HELL YAH!
shake it
yah
shake it
yah
shake that healthy butt
baby got back
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