Like a Virgin
I find it absolutely amazing when a guy at the age of 20 something (if not older), admits that he's a virgin.
I once saw this Simpsons episode where this white haired, old dude was accused of having an affair with a married woman. Enraged, the townspeople rallied outside his home, shouting all sorts of things. There was no truth to the accusation and the guy was having a hard time convincing the people. Exasperated, the poor old guy suddenly screams at the top of his lungs, "I'M A VIRGIN!!!"
Sudden hush. Pindrop silence.
Then some teenage kid in the crowd says, "He's telling the truth. No man at the age of 50 would EVER admit that he's a virgin."
Conflict resolved. The crowd leaves... with the townspeople muttering "Loser" under their breath.
Hehe... The Simpsons are hilarious! =)
Strange how virginity has lost its novelty, sanctity, value, etc etc... Sure commercialism and mass media has alot to do with it, but our attitudes towards sex is just sooo blah nowadays.
The other night, while on the topic of sex over beer (initiated by Liza), Friend M admits to being a virgin when asked to share about his sex exploits. AT THE AGE OF 23!
Drunken laughter halts.
Why the hell does that ALWAYS happen?
Self confessed 18+ virgin guys are admirable... And hey, to admit that to an audience, that takes GUTS! How brave! =p They're one in a million. And rest assured, you've nailed down an honest to goodness loyal guy. (pun intended).
On the other hand, as my good friend says, what he's admitting may be either:
a) TRUE or
b) An excuse. (He's gay).
Ladies, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...
Posted by peanutbuttercups @ 7:06 AM |  
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1 Comments:
i'm guessin' he's gay ;)
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