got beer?
The time is 5:51 in the morning and I just can't go back to sleep. I had this weird dream that my guy friends and I put a beetle in this grandma of a lady's underpants and were laughing our asses off...
Why the hell do I dream such things? That. is. sad!!!
Anyway, last night was currrrayyyzeee!!! What turned out to be a normal, quiet reading session at Starbucks, well..... WAS NOT a normal quiet reading session at Starbucks.
Friaz texted me to go Drews to join them in their booze session, but instead of going, I texted her to visit us at Starbz before she leaves. As I mentioned earlier, I wanted a nice, normal evening. But hell, the moment she sat down, her face was so FREAKIN' RED and she started SLURRING. She started SWEARING at me and Debbz, while TRYING to INSIST that she WAS PERFECTLY SOBER!!! The fuck.
Everything we gave her she literally just THREW on the table or on the floor, and then she had the nerve to ask for my iPod!!!
After puking her guts out, she went into Starbz by herself (we were seated outside) and lined up for the toilet. Debbz said that she might just fall asleep on the toilet seat, sooooo, being the good Samaritan that I am, I accompanied her.
While we were waiting outside the loo,.....
she
suddenly
STRANGLED ME!!!
The. bitch.
She had death written all over her face!!!
My entire sad life flashed before my EYES!!!
I SERIOUSLY thought I was gonna die...
and in Starbucks at that.
Strangled to death by my drunk best friend.
She then slapped me, and STRANGLED ME AGAIN!!!
Then, just when I thought things wouldn't get any worse, she FUCKIN PULLED MY TUBE TOP DOWN!!!
THRICE!!!
I ALMOST DIED.
And once we got in the toilet, i slapped her. and waited for her to get done with her "stuff" and her hysterical drunken laughter.
all the while, i was thinking....
i.am.too.kind for my own good.
I found out later, that people saw the tube top incident, but since I was pinned to the wall, they weren't able to see... you know... much.
Don't worry Friaz, even though you practically embarrassed me in front of the conyo population, I. LOVE. YOU. STILL.
Now bow down and kiss my feet.
Haha. kidding. kidding. But oooohhh.... SOMEONE'S SOOOO FUCKIN' GROUNDED.
y.i.k.e.s!!!
someone also owes me one hell of a birthday present for being such a good friend and for saving your ass!
*START SAVING bucks NOW!!!* grrrrr......
So after she left, me and Debbz were seated there TRYING TO READ, but we just couldn't. It was as if we've just watched the scariest movie of our lives and could not return back to real life. After sitting down and silently thinking our own personal thoughts, as if on impulse,...
"To hell with it. NOW LET'S GO DRINK!!!"
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DREWS.
The mighty culprit for Friaz's temporary psycho self was crawling with people. But oooohhhmygoodies, the place was literally CRAWLING WITH HUNKS!!! (According to Debbz, EXAG SA GWAPO!)
The place was tiny and when we asked the waitress if there were any seats, she just said, matter-of-factly,
"wala na."
And she didn't even do anything about it!
GRRRR!!!
So we headed down to Tribu instead.
2 Red Horses. On an empty stomach.
Mission accomplished.
GoodLordy.
I. missed. that.
Promised myself not to drink after a while though.
annnndddd.... the chances are?
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8 Comments:
lol. this reminds me of the day when... haha. but YOU knew that...
-sperminator
you sick freak!!! hahahaha... don't you dare.
hahahahahahaha.... CAN I LAUGH SOME MORE?? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... but seriously are you okei??? hehehehe... i'd better not tell mommy... she'd freak and go to an oprah syndrome again...
too bad i missed the tube top pulling incident.
heya reese!
i love reading your blogs. debbz told me about the tribu thing, but not this part haha. =)
about the spaghetti, sure it works? parang di filling kasi eh. but i'll give it a shot. =) thanks! hehe
mwah!
why doesn't interesting stuff like this happen to me!??! :D bwahaha....
why dont u ever wear tubes around me?
-rayoo
Wow! Really? Is that for real? Oh my gosh! she really did that to you. And I thought my junior life was worser.
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