nice one!
mood- happier
music- Isobel (Portishead Remix), Bjork
While out on a drinking spree last night, my good friend Crystal introduced me to this guy who apparently, just graduated with a degree from the International School for Culinary Arts. (actually, I'm not sure if that's the exact name of the school, so... pardon me). =p
Anyway, I was already tipsy by the time he arrived, but I remember embarrassing myself quite clearly.
Me- So, graduate ka pala ng Culinary Arts?
Guy- yeah.
Me- Ahhh. So marunong ka ba magluto?
*awkward hush at the table*
Everyone- MALAMANG DIBA???
Sheyt!!!
*slaps forehead*
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I have this pet peeve when it comes to swearing. I hate it when people (esp. boys) shamelessly go, 'P*ki ng ina!!!' in such loud scandalous voices, without even considering whether females may be nearby. So when a guy I know does just that, and I happen to be around, I immediately launch into Mother Teresa mode and yak like a nun, "Don't say that... that's bad... girls won't like you... blah blah blah."
I also get super irritated when I hear people go, "PAK YOU!" Instead of "FUCK YOU!" the latter being the more appropriate and more pleasant sounding term.
So one night, while I was walking to the corner store for load, I happened to see my 7 year old cousin arguing with his playmate of about the same age.
All of a sudden, my cousin was in tears, and shouted "PAK YOU!" at his playmate.
I was shocked!
I mean, a 7 year old boy, already swearing like that!
But instead of scolding him for saying bad words, I went...
"Hay nako, pag magmumura ka man lang, ayusin mo naman. It's FUCK YOU. Not PAK YOU!!! FUH FUH FUH!!! Hindi PAK....... Para may class ka naman."
the things I say sometimes I swear.
Posted by peanutbuttercups @ 4:40 PM |  
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3 Comments:
hahahahahaha!
- jimbo
I KNOW!
it's like, magmumura ka na rin naman, go for the gold no!
hate PAK YOU too...
and when people go "syet"..it's like, "shit"
really..people are getting less classy these days :)
onga! all the way dapat! hehe.
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