one size fits all.
I missed half of my younger years, because I never actually got to play with this.
Till today.
ooh ahh lala. You know how kids snoop around their parents' stuff, find a box of condoms, and play with them because they aren't quite sure what condoms are for? Cosmo's Feb issue had a free sample of a Premium dotted strawberry flavored one, and since I've never actually "touched" one... (like hello? female female. conservative conservative. (???)).... I spent a glorious 15 minutes stretching it out with my fingers, and blowing a balloon out of it. Haha. Yes, I'm verrrrry strange.
Until it tore and was no more.
In fairness... it's sticky ah! I didn't know THAT!
Loads of stuff are gonna be happening this month and I'm SUPERRRR excited! NOT counting the day of mush, with them hearts, cupids, cakes, chocolates and flowers. (Valentine? Schmalentine!) blech.
There's the UP fair... which I plan on attending almost every night until it ends. ;) Kita kits mga friends! Punta kayo ha!
And then there's CALAPAN MINDORO/ Puerto Galera!
It's required for our class. ;) So.... yahoo! I get a grade for being on a beach? Very very very cool.
I CANNOT wait to camwhore! Haha. Where there's a beach, my vanity just goes into this entire new level. ;) I'm bringing Cheeky too, because I love her faggot ass and Juicy wants her to get buzzed on the Mindoro sling thingamajig. Haha. Yet another alcohol session with people who act reaaaaally stupid when drunk. This should be interesting. When my friends get drunk, you'll witness the strangest scenes. Murder threats, stranglings, strip teases, modelling down a straight line, etc.
I think I'll bring a bottle of tequila too. just. for. fun.
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3 Comments:
haha...yes, yes...girly-conservative days are sooooooo over na! haha..it tore huh!? i guess you were experimenting for bigtime elasticity ...hahahaha..
f*ck...you get a grade for going to the beach....i'm totally in the wrong course....
i knooowwww... sometimes schoolwork can be paradise. ooh ahh.
haha EXACTLY. what do u know?
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