overshare probably. but you've had it too. haha.
Okay, so the other day I had such a high fever that I was practically "leaking" with sweat. But now,
I have the worst news in the world.
I HAVE LBM! Haha.
Yesterday, me and Joosay ate fish, and we both ended up sprinting to the bathroom every hour. Bad fish I guess.
Anyway, so today was the first day of summer class right? And joys of all joys, fucking LBM chose to stay. So after my PE class, I rush to the Campus Pharmacy to buy a bunch of Diatabs, and I find THREE of my crushes inside!
So I sorta look around a bit... hoping that the boys leave and I can buy my tabs and get outta there. But noooooo!
The pharmacist goes, "Yes miss? What do you need?"
I pretend to not hear her.
She semi-shouts, "Miss, YES?"
I hesitate for like 10 seconds like a lunatic.
And she repeats, "MISS YES????"
By this time, them STUPID three boys haven't left yet. And I'm thinking "HOW FUCKING LONG DOES IT TAKE TO SHOP FOR MEDICINE?"
Seeing no way out of the prissy pharmacist situation...
I look her in the eye.
Go to the counter.
Stand on tiptoe.
And I make that pointer finger motion when you want someone to come closer.
And I whisper in her ear,
"I need ten DIATABS please."
"aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAH!"
Then she turns to the lady next to her, does the finger motion and whispers too...
"TEN Diatabs. She needs ten diatabs"
Second lady goes, "aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAH!"
And before I could say diarrhea,
The second lady wraps the pills in a paper bag, takes my money, and I'm out of there. Downing my precious tablet with C2 Green tea.
and my pride intact of course.
;)
p.s- about THE MAID FROM HELL. Fucking a. Word just got in that the bitch is two months pregnant. According to the "neighbourhood watch" she lets men into our house when we're not around. Annnnnnnnnnnnd! If she goes through with the pregnancy, this will be her fourth baby from a fourth father. Meeeeeeeeeeeanniiiiiiiiing! She's had four different lovers, NOT husbands mind you! And welllllll, you get the idea.
Oh, and just to make things clear. Our EX maid is by no means. as in fucking NOooooOOOOOooo Means! a hot chick. She is faaaaar faaaaaaaar as in Antarctica FAR away from the men's French maid fantasy. And I swear I am NOT being mean. I'm just saying that ALOT of men are such *ickheads and THIS maid was born with no self control and no brains. Again! I am NOT mean. The woman doesn't even know when her own birthday is! (seriously!) Let alone a condom.
Anyyyyyywaaaayyyyy.....
The mystery that remains now is. WHO IS THE FOURTH FATHER?
ten ten ten ten!!!
Is it
a) the helper boy next door?
b) the security guard?
c) The ice cream man?
d) The water deliverer man?
e) Or the fruit man who sells whatelse across the street?
Apparently, according to our "spies," the bitch has been "seen" with soo many lovers, at different times when we're not around. God forbid she's been seen with soo many lovers at the same time! eeeeeeeeeek! mental perverted picture stay AWAY!
My bet's on the helper boy next door for easy access. =)
 
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8 Comments:
pharmacy incident - one thing i hate about philippine shopping - there's no sense of discretion..as in, everything has to be fricking broadcasted...
maid - tapos imagine she did it in your beds o! haha...with the different men!
hyuk hyuk...
yeah, i know you're not being mean with the description...i can just picture her...
...in your bed with all those men...hahaha...
kudos to your smart tactic. it definitely kept your pride intact. ha ha. :]
no, you're mean. and it's because you are just and honest. :]
and for that. you are my new best friend. nobody's called me "just and honest" before. ;p woooohoooo!
oh and claudia!!! ewwwww. the beds? haha. don't think so. but eeeek! i hope not on the couch. now that's NASTY!
OMG!
this is so funny! the pharmacy and the maid! hahaha! =)
hey, I'll link you!
You can't blame the pharmacists. Trying to understand somebody who's in such a hurry due to LBM is still easier said than done.
HA! TRAITOR.
ROTFL!!! (Then Suddenly Chokes) Well, what a day. With your LBM and your maid and all, really, it's like one big comedy show.
But it's good you had your pride intact.
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