So I'm chatting to my sister right now. And I tell her, "There's a fucking mouse under my table! I can't move! And I'm home alone. The maid took a day off, and I have no one to do the killing job!"
My sister's words of wisdom?
"Just make cat sounds."
Hmmmm.... now, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
I know I'm crazy. But I'm not THAT CRAZY!
Posted by peanutbuttercups @ 9:41 PM |  
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i'm confused...."meow meow" "purr purr" or "ruf ruf"...ay...aso pala yung huli...hafta get my domesticated pets right... :)
pero seriously..which cat sound would that be?
or cguro dapat cheese na lang...lure it out of the house...
yeah, me and my diabolical-take-over-the-world plans...can't even get the mouse/rat out...
sheeeeesh .... do i need to be there all the time?
do NOT give urself too much credit dear sister. here im the resident cockroach killer! im useful too! believe it or not.
ahahahaahahhaahahha
True that dudelove!
U are infact the cockroach killa in da household!
For example:
Crissy and Ruby watching Tv.
Crissy: Aaaaarrrghhhh! There's a cockroach!!!
Ruby: Oh eeek! Yuck!
Crissy: ahhh! somebody do something! Grrrroooss!
Ruby: I know.. HERE (hands crissy a slipper)
Crissy: What?!
Ruby: *continues watching TV and moves out of the way for crissy to kill it!
Crissy: How come I always have to be the one to kill the cockroach! Ur like just sitting there so passive!
Ruby: Go dudelove! You can do it!
*SQUISH!! Crissy kills cockroach*
Ruby: You Rock man! u rock!
(feeling very proud of my dudeluv)*muah*
oh boooblove. =D
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