I LOST MY CELLPHONE YESTERDAY!
 
problem is. i don't know HOW. the last time i saw it I was in the UP gym. I don't know whether some LOSER went through my bag while i was changing or whether it fell off my bag while I was fixing my stuff. By the time I realized it was missing, I was already in the Math building, and I was ringing my phone like mad, only to find out that the thief got rid of my sim card moments later.
Told my parents though that I was "hold-upped." (did i spell that right?) to make it less painful for them. I just got my Nokia 6630 on Christmas, and I didn't wanna go through the entire ordeal of lectures and sermons of how stupid I am.
Anyway, that's it! I am sooo not getting a nice expensive phone ever again. Not while I'm in this country. This is the SECOND time I've lost an expensive-o phone. Screw you you dishonest cellphone finder! I hope you get horrible boils on your ass, and grow huge warts all over your face. I hope you fall flat on your face while walking in the AS lobby. I hope you fail all your subjects too, and get kicked out of UP. I hope you become REALLY REALLY poor NOW! I'm SOOOO MAD! I hope you die. DIE DIE fucking DIE! Cos people LIKE YOU deserve it!
Posted by peanutbuttercups @ 3:30 PM |  
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overshare probably. but you've had it too. haha.
Okay, so the other day I had such a high fever that I was practically "leaking" with sweat. But now,
I have the worst news in the world.
I HAVE LBM! Haha.
Yesterday, me and Joosay ate fish, and we both ended up sprinting to the bathroom every hour. Bad fish I guess.
Anyway, so today was the first day of summer class right? And joys of all joys, fucking LBM chose to stay. So after my PE class, I rush to the Campus Pharmacy to buy a bunch of Diatabs, and I find THREE of my crushes inside!
So I sorta look around a bit... hoping that the boys leave and I can buy my tabs and get outta there. But noooooo!
The pharmacist goes, "Yes miss? What do you need?"
I pretend to not hear her.
She semi-shouts, "Miss, YES?"
I hesitate for like 10 seconds like a lunatic.
And she repeats, "MISS YES????"
By this time, them STUPID three boys haven't left yet. And I'm thinking "HOW FUCKING LONG DOES IT TAKE TO SHOP FOR MEDICINE?"
Seeing no way out of the prissy pharmacist situation...
I look her in the eye.
Go to the counter.
Stand on tiptoe.
And I make that pointer finger motion when you want someone to come closer.
And I whisper in her ear,
"I need ten DIATABS please."
"aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAH!"
Then she turns to the lady next to her, does the finger motion and whispers too...
"TEN Diatabs. She needs ten diatabs"
Second lady goes, "aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAH!"
And before I could say diarrhea,
The second lady wraps the pills in a paper bag, takes my money, and I'm out of there. Downing my precious tablet with C2 Green tea.
and my pride intact of course.
;)
p.s- about THE MAID FROM HELL. Fucking a. Word just got in that the bitch is two months pregnant. According to the "neighbourhood watch" she lets men into our house when we're not around. Annnnnnnnnnnnd! If she goes through with the pregnancy, this will be her fourth baby from a fourth father. Meeeeeeeeeeeanniiiiiiiiing! She's had four different lovers, NOT husbands mind you! And welllllll, you get the idea.
Oh, and just to make things clear. Our EX maid is by no means. as in fucking NOooooOOOOOooo Means! a hot chick. She is faaaaar faaaaaaaar as in Antarctica FAR away from the men's French maid fantasy. And I swear I am NOT being mean. I'm just saying that ALOT of men are such *ickheads and THIS maid was born with no self control and no brains. Again! I am NOT mean. The woman doesn't even know when her own birthday is! (seriously!) Let alone a condom.
Anyyyyyywaaaayyyyy.....
The mystery that remains now is. WHO IS THE FOURTH FATHER?
ten ten ten ten!!!
Is it
a) the helper boy next door?
b) the security guard?
c) The ice cream man?
d) The water deliverer man?
e) Or the fruit man who sells whatelse across the street?
Apparently, according to our "spies," the bitch has been "seen" with soo many lovers, at different times when we're not around. God forbid she's been seen with soo many lovers at the same time! eeeeeeeeeek! mental perverted picture stay AWAY!
My bet's on the helper boy next door for easy access. =)
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HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF COLOMBO!
OUR VERRRRRY OWN JACKY FERNANDEZ IS GONNA BE IN THE MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT!
SHIT SHIT SHIIIIT! We KNOOOOW her!
Honestly speaking though, I'm NOT surprised. I saw a picture of all the other contestants and they all look like crap. (no offense) I swear I'm just bursting with school pride ALL THE WAAAAY!
 WE USED TO BE IN THE SAME CHOIR TOGETHER! OMYGOOOOOD! IN THE SAAAAAME SCHOOL! WE'VE TALKED! WE BREATHED THE SAME AIR! SHE ONCE TOLD ME SHE LOVED MY ESPRIT TOP!
Hahahaha. Oh Crap man! One of you guys better be famous too REAL FAST!
**edit- isn't there a rule that the contestants of these pageants should'nt have any uhm...public nude-ish pictures? hahaha. let's all hope they don't see jacky's picture below. i am sooo not taking THAT down. tooo tooo special.
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love it or hate it, you know you MISS IT. ;)
Okay this is for my Sacre Coeur Peeps cos you guys are the ONLY ones who can relate to this super LOOOOONG post... ;)
I love you guys! And I miss each and everyone of you!!!
Aaaaaah.... memories....
oh, and to all who do NOT know what ever happened to JACKY.
YEAH... I know right? Our school produces the HOTTEST of babes! THIS picture shocked the hell out of me! haha. The girl is EVERYWHERE! You sit on a plane, and she's the girl who hosts those tour guide thingies on those little monitors. Then when you go eat at Applebees' (Lord! APPLEBEES!) she's the girl on the billboard! Then when you withdraw money, her face is plastered on every single ATM machine! Then when you go the magazine sections in supermarkets, her face is on the covers as well!
i miss Sister Guiseppina too. Sister Theresa. Sister Claudia. Sister Michellina. oh, FRENCH CLASSES! Assemblies every Wednesday. Twisties and Kitkat at the canteen. CANADA DRY!Chocolate ice cream with chocolate syrup. Robert! Alex and Baptista! Hahahaha. Oh, and those fundraiser canteen thingies where they sell crepes with Nutella! ;) TOURNAMENTS. Speech contests where they'd make us speak in front of everybody. Maher coming to school sporting his BALD look. =) Wednesday assemblies. playing ice and water. SOCK LINES! Goodness! I MISS MY SOCK LINE! sports day with relay races. MARCH PASS!!! LEFT RIGHT LEFT!!!! North south east west, GREEN HOUSE is the BEST! The CATERPILLAR boots trend. BACKSTREET BOYS. The Moffatts Concert. Hahaha. oh oh OH.... MRS ADVINCULA and her MUSIC CLASS!!! SIR REMY!!! Field trips to the sheep farm, Danish Dairy. the word "JOBLESS."
i swear when I was there, I couldn't wait to get out. Now I'm here, I just want to repeat my childhood all over again. we had the greatest childhood EVER! nothing compares.
*edit- guys, comment with your favorite memory. haha.
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