I am Reese. Iskolar ng bayan. tard. weirdo. impulsive shopper. cheesecake hogger. magazine collector. actress. frustrated singer. potential alcoholic. soon to be diabetic amputee.
"i wish i can kill the sexiest person alive. BUT then, that'd be SUICIDE!"
I honestly think I have what it takes to be one of them paparazzis. I buy around 5 magazines a month, and I always always remember what every single issue is about. (I kid you not) Stalking international celebrities is my favorite past time. (Local showbiz bores me too much). I'm especially good at knowing all about the world of international fashion, who's modeling for whom, and the model whose contract just ended with so and so and WHY. I adore watching Fashion Tv, and I can just watch models going up and down the ramp for hours and hours. And NOT get bored. How sad is my life?
Anyway, I think I almost died when I saw THIS on youtube.
My ambition in life is to BE ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO.
I swear I'll never ever eat again if it means that I'll look as hot as HER! She's soooo fucking HOTTTT, I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE HER! For her ONLY, I'll turn lesbian any day! She makes all the women in the world insecure. And every time I open a magazine and NOT see her name on the list of sexiest/ hottest women poll, I always think, "Gadddddamn! People are BLIND!"
Haaaay. Why God created her THAT hot has gotta be the most unfair-est thing in the world!
okay. end of ditzy post.
**edit- p.s, I didn't like the winner of American Idol. Taylor whats-his-face. I was rooting for Chris all the way. =( Boohoo. And yeah, I know I knoooow everyone's such a big fat Taylor fan cos he's different, he has an edge, and all that hoopla... which is EXACTLY why I don't like him! I don't like him cos everyone likes him. Oh well. Can't wait for the next AI auditions.
Having to line up for an hour just to see THE DA VINCI CODE was pure torture. Having to sit for three hours through the movie was HELL.
I HATED IT! It has gotta be THE most disappointing movie of the year!
It dragged like mad I tell you. The ONLY thing on my mind while I was watching the movie was, "MY GOD! WHEN THE FUCK WILL THIS ENNNNND? I WANNA GO HOME!" I kept on fidgeting about in my seat every five seconds, and I fell asleep three times!
I have the same reaction when I watch StarWars and Lord of the Rings too, by the way. ;p
Anywho, for those who've read the book, and are planning to watch it on the big screen, do yourself a favor and DON'T! I advise you to rent the DVD instead for those lazy, rainy afternoons.
**edit- Audrey Tautou was cute though. I love her hair! She looked better in this movie too. She looked so stupid in Amelie and A very long Engagement. Like she was a dumb brunette.
p.s- I had a Math exam today. I swear to God I studied like mad for it. A week in advance! But fuck it. I am sooo gonna flunk. =( I swear I thought I was gonna die halfway through the exam! My brain cells took a day off, and all the questions didn't make sense. I even had a mental block, and I TOTALLY FORGOT WHAT 6 MULTIPLIED BY 8 WAS! I even had to use my FINGERS! Bah! I curse whoever invented that stupid subject. I hope you're burning in hell right about now!
So I'm chatting to my sister right now. And I tell her, "There's a fucking mouse under my table! I can't move! And I'm home alone. The maid took a day off, and I have no one to do the killing job!"
If there's one thing I LOATHE... it's people who talk and talk and talk when you don't want them to. I scolded our maid the other day for having this habit of talking and talking and talking. Chatting me up about the lives of all the people in her town, when seriously, I really don't give a damn! I told her that if she doesn't learn to shut up, she'll take that habit with her forever. And if she gets married, her husband will probably get himself drunk everyday and beat her up when he gets home. ;p I can be so mean, but it's TRUE! Nobody wants to be stuck with a nagger, and this maid is one champion NAGGER. You HAVE to meet her to believe!
Oh, the other day, while I was riding a bus, this guy approached me and asked if he can have my number. He wasn't cute, and I was irritated. But I wanted to play. ;p So I pretended I was deaf and did sign language.
